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Re:Diary of a programmer with no clue about marketing by zaidf on Thursday November 07, 2013 @02:04AM (#6688032)
We operate with this mindset for each of the roles in our org:

Sales: assume the product sucks and your job is to convince customers to buy a really shitty product

Product: assume that there is no sales and your job is to create a product that people cannot stop raving about after using it for few minutes

Client Services: assume the product sucks and your job is to still keep the customer satisfied

Re:Diary of a programmer with no clue about marketing by WA on Thursday November 07, 2013 @06:29AM (#6688801)
You working for Red Bull?

Edit: To clarify: Red Bull is, for me, THE epitome of marketing. They sell a tremendously unhealthy product (bacon-smell car) as something that is healthy, basically by connecting themselves with extreme sports. Red Bull IS extreme sports and lifestyle. How insane if you think about it.

Re:Diary of a programmer with no clue about marketing by annnnd on Thursday November 07, 2013 @10:09AM (#6689682)
Seriously, have you seen what they do in extreme sports? I think a bit of Red Bull won't kill those guys, but lack of concentration might. :)

I agree with you though.

Re:Diary of a programmer with no clue about marketing by Brakenshire on Thursday November 07, 2013 @08:48PM (#6693929)
Red Bull is extreme sports, bottled for the sedentary.
Re:Diary of a programmer with no clue about marketing by billmalarky on Thursday November 07, 2013 @09:51AM (#6689593)
Curious, is Red Bull any more unhealthy than Coke?
Re:Diary of a programmer with no clue about marketing by WA on Thursday November 07, 2013 @10:11AM (#6689707)
I don't know, probably not. But Coke's marketing is more towards lifestyle in general. Red Bull is explicitly associated with "being active", "sports", even "high endurance" and "extreme situations". But in these situations, you won't need a Red Bull. Red Bull establishes a fake image that, to some degree, is the exact opposite of the actual product.
Re:Diary of a programmer with no clue about marketing by eric_cc on Thursday November 07, 2013 @11:01AM (#6690080)
> But in these situations, you won't need a Red Bull.

It's pretty easy to attack a product with the argument that "you won't need" it. There are only a handful of things that humans truly need.

Re:Diary of a programmer with no clue about marketing by tbomb on Thursday November 07, 2013 @11:42AM (#6690379)
I think what he means is this: When I'm tired from snowboarding, skateboarding, or really any of the extreme sports they sponsor; Do I feel like grabbing a Red Bull, or do I want water (and 5 minutes to catch my breath)?
Re:Diary of a programmer with no clue about marketing by eric_cc on Thursday November 07, 2013 @12:49PM (#6690941)
I understand but that goes for just about every marketing campaign. If I want a threesome, the answer is not to saturate myself with a can of Axe.
Re:Diary of a programmer with no clue about marketing by AznHisoka on Thursday November 07, 2013 @04:44PM (#6692623)
Ha! That's a hilarious analogy. What would you do instead?
Re:Diary of a programmer with no clue about marketing by ekianjo on Thursday November 07, 2013 @02:12AM (#6688065)
Haha, I like your way of putting it. I'll save your comment and re-use it when I have the chance :)