tldr: Everything I've read here has given me immense clarity in how I personally view life and work, and I'm happier for it.
Besides, "Programming" is a large spectrum; I know jack-all about javascript but am comfortable building CRUD apps in C# and am in the intended audience of "don't build your own crypto because you're an idiot" blog posts. I consider myself a programmer (even though I have a lot to learn) and had the same question in my head as DigitalJack.
Just curious: why would a person comment not to add value, but to ask a semi-snarky rhetorical question?
I'm technically minded though--chip designer. Software is a hobby for me. I guess I more meant that I'm not a JavaScript programmer and don't know the subtleties of that ecosystem.