Turns out no one had made a good one yet. I got the first unibody MacBook Pro and started to prefer the trackpad over any mouse.
That thing is a glorious input device and incredible proof that the fine details really do matter in HCI. The difference between a standard PC trackpad and the Apple Magic Trackpad is slight, but the improvement in the experience is exponential.
For example, I actually loved the Mighty Mouse. However, it only takes one attempt to use the weird squeeze buttons on the sides (one on each side, and they have to be pressed simultaneously for it to do anything) to pretty clearly see that those side buttons were an ergonomic nightmare. The means of triggering a right-click were also pretty insane- you had to make sure that you weren't touching any part of the left side of the mouse when you clicked it. I get the engineering tradeoffs that required it to be implemented in this way, but it was really nonintuitive and wasn't documented anywhere as far as I could tell. Lots of people just did ctrl-click for right clicking instead of using the mouse, it was such a hassle.
The only saving grace there is that right clicking isn't nearly as fundamental to most Mac UIs as it is on other platforms. It's surprising how many people use Macs every day and don't even know that there is a right click, even though I can't imagine using OS X without it. I pretty much just ctrl-click these days when not using a trackpad or a third-party mouse.
Other than that, I love their keyboards.
There is like one spot on my couch at the perfect time of day when my setting is low glare.
And watching movies, which I do, on a TV.
You can have bulbs all you like. They just need not to be in the cone in front of the screen where they will reflect distractingly. I usually use my computer while sitting on my bed. Bedside lamps don't cause problems, and there are no lights behind me, so it's fine.
In fact, I very rarely notice glare on my screen.
With Apple's short keyboard form factor, I can have the alphabet, the "mouse" (trackpad) and the arrow keys all in comfortable reach. Feels much better than my old setup with a vertical mouse & Microsoft ergonomic keyboard.