The last time back to Vancouver, the CBSA guy actually had to be convinced that I don’t have additional clothes… I showed him a hotel business card, then he postulated that I could have left clothes in a hotel!

(I got in.)

Another gem: “No way anybody takes a 75-day vacation, I don’t even take two weeks.”

I for one do not understand their obsession with clothes. It seems to me that they focus on people with very little luggage.