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A comment on Ubisoft hacked, account data compromised. Parent comment
"Girls, stop trying to be as good at math as boys -- you won't."
"Google, stop trying to do better than AltaVista/HotBot/Lycos/Excite -- you won't."
"Apple/Linux, stop trying to do better than Microsoft -- you won't."
"PlayStation/Xbox, stop trying to do better than Nintendo -- you won't."
"Tesla, stop trying to do better than Toyota -- you won't."
"Renewable energy companies, stop trying to do better than fossil fuels -- you won't."
"Girls, stop trying to be as good at math as boys -- you won't."
"Google, stop trying to do better than AltaVista/HotBot/Lycos/Excite -- you won't."
"Apple/Linux, stop trying to do better than Microsoft -- you won't."
"PlayStation/Xbox, stop trying to do better than Nintendo -- you won't."
"Tesla, stop trying to do better than Toyota -- you won't."
"Renewable energy companies, stop trying to do better than fossil fuels -- you won't."