/story/584154 Posted by [deleted] on Tuesday April 28, 2009 @06:30PM from the self-post dept. ( 2 comments | on HN )
So slim it fits in your inside Armani pocket.
So durable you can run over it with your BMW.
So reliable you can use it in your NetJet.
So obsolete in a year, you can get your management consulting firm employer to get you a new one.