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Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by snprbob86 on Sunday May 12, 2013 @10:54AM (#5694458)
There is a difference between corporate and mature. Your article sounds like a kid who just discovered swearing. It lowers the information density of your post and distracts from your message. Furthermore, it reduces your credibility and hurts your persuasive writing goal. Lastly, it makes you sound like a fucking idiot.
Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by jaynos on Sunday May 12, 2013 @11:11AM (#5694522)
American here. His colorful use of language sounds exactly like the thoughts in my head when I can't access a mobile site.
Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by reddit_clone on Sunday May 12, 2013 @11:54AM (#5694691)
Imo, GP is right. A couple of well placed F-Words in an article do make your feeling apparent. Dozen swear words per paragraph is distracting. Even in real life nobody swears that much! (May be sailors do. I have never met one personally).
Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by nollidge on Sunday May 12, 2013 @01:51PM (#5695108)
I fucking do, if I'm fucking pissed the fuck off about some fucking thing or another.
Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by pghmatt on Sunday May 12, 2013 @11:38AM (#5694631)
Agreed! I HATE when I'm searching for something, find a link and when I click it I see these download our app pop-up's or dialogs and then they redirect to the home page and lose the context of what I was trying to see! How hard is it to forward the querystring!
Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by jnamaya on Sunday May 12, 2013 @11:55AM (#5694694)
Ditto from Boston MA.
Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by dubcanada on Sunday May 12, 2013 @11:02AM (#5694486)
What do you know, you're American.
Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by aeikenberry on Sunday May 12, 2013 @11:12AM (#5694526)
As an American who isn't offended in the slightest by swearing, all of this Brit condescension is much more offensive. We get it. You like to think you're so much more sophisticated. Even a slack-jawed blog proves this.
Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by dasil003 on Sunday May 12, 2013 @11:20AM (#5694551)
You have to admit that in general Brits are much better than Americans at swearing though. The problem in this case is simply the stylistic choice to rely primarily on "fucking" instead of the usual variety of flowery vituperation.
Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by corin_ on Sunday May 12, 2013 @11:21AM (#5694557)
I'm not sure any of us Brits think our ability to swear is "sophisticated".
Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by to3m on Sunday May 12, 2013 @11:29AM (#5694586)
It is possible the posting could have been made with humorous intent.
Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by snprbob86 on Sunday May 12, 2013 @11:14AM (#5694534)
I'm also male, but I know better than to make sweeping generalizations about women, if I ever hope to work with one.

This is the internet. There are Americans here. In fact, most of the sites with these annoying mobile experiences are American companies. Let's assume for a moment that the generalization is accurate... Consider: Successful persuasive writing must be written with a particular audience in mind.

Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by dreamfactory on Sunday May 12, 2013 @11:25AM (#5694571)
Why would you assume it's supposed to persuade you of anything? Seems more observational to me.
Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by qu4z-2 on Sunday May 12, 2013 @08:20PM (#5696505)
I'm sure there's another joke at the expense of Americans here, but I can't quite figure it out.
Re:I Don't Want Your Fucking App by Dewie on Sunday May 12, 2013 @11:30AM (#5694596)
To me it reads more like someone who's been reading Maddox.