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Re:How I Fired Myself by georgemcbay on Wednesday February 27, 2013 @03:54PM (#5294834)
Unfortunately it sounds perfectly plausible to me.

"Why are we paying for backups? The database has never failed (yet)"!

Re:How I Fired Myself by whyaduck on Friday March 01, 2013 @03:51PM (#5306872)
Super important goal my boss gave me: reduce expenditures...CHECK! Can't wait for that bonus check!!