Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition
by Gasp0de on Friday November 13, 2026 @04:49AM
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So? Every henchman of our 100 person software shop has their laptop encrypted, do you think Huang carries NVIDIA trade secrets on a note in his wallet?
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Perhaps you are simply not very imaginative, but there are multiple ways to turn sexual access into something more...
Spying being the operative word, it's very easy e.g. to plant listening devices, or drugs, or threaten with blackmail...
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition
by officeplant on Friday November 13, 2026 @10:59AM
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If you put on the leather authentication jacket it logs you into master control
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition
by robotresearcher on Friday November 13, 2026 @02:09PM
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Jensen’s travel and meeting schedule. Who called him, and how was his mood after the call? Which government officials does he trust?
Being around him in an intimate way is gonna leak lots of stuff that’s useful for others.
I dunno if you’ve ever looked at your laptop in a hotel room with a partner around, but it’s pretty leaky.
And you might say that he’s a smart guy, he would be careful, he’s too canny to leak stuff. But then remember that he’s having an affair with a major customer and another with a direct report. He has already thrown caution to the wind.