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Re:Microsoft says attempts to fix global outage not going 'a... by borzi on Friday November 13, 2026 @01:56AM (#50479386)
Hear that - that is the sound of every Engineer at Microsoft right now typing "We have a global incident - fix it" furiously into their chatbots!
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Re:Microsoft says attempts to fix global outage not going 'a... by fingerlocks on Friday November 13, 2026 @04:33AM (#50480716)
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Re:Microsoft says attempts to fix global outage not going 'a... by jttnr on Friday November 13, 2026 @06:11AM (#50481854)
You forgot the

> make no mistakes and do it fast

part.

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Re:Microsoft says attempts to fix global outage not going 'a... by karmakurtisaani on Friday November 13, 2026 @06:55AM (#50482221)
Yeah, well, forgetting the part about making no mistakes is probably why we're here in the first place!
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