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Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by flowerlad on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:46PM (#50477449)
At the end of the day he hasn't been accused of harassment. The two employees he banged didn't complain that he pressured them into banging him. It is still wrong to bang your employees, and there should be penalties for that. But can't he be punished in a way that doesn't also punish the industry, the economy and US competitiveness?
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by consensus1 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:50PM (#50477482)
The problem is the sketchy sales to China, not the mistresses (or at least not the non spy ones).
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by flowerlad on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:52PM (#50477504)
Yes, and the US government should investigate that and make a determination as to whether export control laws were violated and how serious the violation was. That hasn't happened yet.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by hobom on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:02PM (#50477608)
Yes they should, but this does not preclude the board and the public from concluding based on the available information that his judgement in this area seemed extremely poor, even if it may not end up illegal. It sure doesn't look like a situation where people are surprised that Alice Huang was a spy ...
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by georgemcbay on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:10PM (#50477675)
> Yes, and the US government should investigate that

Well, there is also a problem in that the US government agencies tasked with investigating such things are currently very compromised.

Todd Blanche, the Attorney General/head of DOJ, constantly says that his job is to protect the Trump administration. And Trump is linked to this whole story in various ways.

So there will be no fair investigation for the foreseeable future, other than potential congressional oversight hearings next year after the Democrats take control of Congress.

Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by amazingman on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:30PM (#50477844)
The US was investigating it and Nvidia (aka Jensen) name-dropped a Trump appointee to get it to go away. That alone is resignation-worthy in any political era in our lifetimes before Trump.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by godwinson__4-8 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:53PM (#50477514)
Can you grow up?

He isn't being punished for "banging" anyone he's being punished because it hurts "US competitiveness" to send chips to China via the export smuggling operation that spy he was "banging" operates. It would not surprise anyone to found out he broke several federal laws. That's the point, no one actually cares about his sex life.

The guy was smuggling material deemed by US law to have export controls for national security reasons to the very country "US competitiveness" has been hyperventilating about for over a decade now. Resigning is the least of his concerns he will have to worry about being prosecuted for years to come.

Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by flowerlad on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:57PM (#50477560)
The US export control is meaningless in this instance. See here:

https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/dispatches/beyond-the-spy-sc...

“In facilities across the region, Megaspeed rents Nvidia chips to Chinese tech giants such as Alibaba, an arrangement that does not violate current US export control regulations.”

If Alibaba is allowed to remotely access Nvidia hardware physically located in Singapore, what purpose does the export control serve?

Also, it has not been established that any export control laws have been violated.

Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by netheril96 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:00PM (#50477595)
> Also, it has not been established that any export control laws have been violated.

The board and Jensen himself probably don't want to test that in court, so they preemptively step down so the prosecutors would rather not pursue.

Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by flowerlad on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:05PM (#50477633)
Jensen stepping down won't stop the US investigation.
Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by godwinson__4-8 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:08PM (#50477655)
It seems Nvidia's board which had every reason to try to keep him has not reached your conclusion.

Do you simply take them to be fools?

Instead of playing lawyer with you it's quite obviously reasonable to assume the board recognizes his actions open up a Pandora's box of severe legal liability. And quite frankly, I'm not really impressed by your pedestrian analysis of export law. If it was that clear cut he would still be there, and the modus operandi of the Chinese spy wouldn't even make any sense.

For your analysis to have any credibility Nvidia would have to disregard its own self interest. Is that really how you think the world works?

Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by flowerlad on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:13PM (#50477706)
> It seems Nvidia's board which had every reason to try to keep him has not reached your conclusion.

How would you know this?

Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by ttytty on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:20PM (#50477755)
assuming the offshore GPU use is ok, the main issues are that the buyer companies' addresses turned out to be empty locations (shell companies?), and megaspeed's supposed "data center" was just a warehouse stacked with boxed GPUs on pallets.

this "data center" was one of those locations that Alibaba was supposed to remotely use, assuming the terms were that they had to. the implication is that this "data center" was fake and that GPUs were physically routed to China still.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/megaspeed-nvidia-china-ties/

Re:Nvidia employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang by medellin on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:08PM (#50477653)
The average HN commenter is unfortunately about as smart as a bag of rocks now. It’s been trending down for years