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Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by anon291 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:31AM (#50469045)
It is currently not possible to commit treason because the United States is not at war.
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by kridsdale1 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:49AM (#50469363)
Yes we are. He just needs to lay off the super hot Iranian spies. Which, good luck.