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Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by moralestapia on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:15AM (#50468726)
Got it, that's why I only date girls within this criteria:

* My age +/- 2 years

* Comparable emotional and intellectual development

* Same level of education

* Earns as much money as me +/- 10%

* Total net worth +/- 10% of mine

* Muscular, so we are of comparable strength

* Exact same cultural and ethnical background

* No chronic disease or disabilities, as I do not have any and that would be an unfair advantage

* Reads Hacker News pathologically frequently, so we both know when to short NVIDIA at about the same time

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