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Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by another_twist on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:17AM (#50467584)
Hasnt Elon been jizzing around Silicon Valley for like years now ? I guess enforcing these guidelines requires an independent board.
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by k12sosse on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:25AM (#50467775)
Doesn't count if you only rub into a cup and have lawyers exchange the fluid. elon, worlds richest virgo
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by netrap on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:27AM (#50467811)
He isn't married?
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by alpaca128 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:51AM (#50468264)
To be fair his marital status changes frequently so it can be hard knowing what happened when.
Re:NVIDIA Announces CEO Transition by wildzzz on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:38PM (#50471075)
Yeah but he's somewhat open about it and isn't really cheating on anyone. It's weird behavior but it's not being a sperm donor is going to ruin his personal life, like one would by cheating on their wife.