“Hey Lisa! How’s it going? So ya we just fired your cousin who created our company. We were wondering if we could get on a call with you about replacing him and leaving your rival company? If you could call us back on 1-800-NVDA that would be great.”

If corporations just had feudal succession laws we could just have AMD and Nvidia form a dynastic union, no need for someone to leave one company to head another.

i mean if she puts on a leather jacket she looks just like him lol. evidently they are actually related

She'd be an absolutely terrible successor. If she'd make a good successor then AMD would already be competitive with Nvidia for GPUs.