Hanlon's razor: please don't attribute malice to us poor billionaires and the intelligence community (or hold us accountable), we're just so gosh-darn incompetent.

I'm tired of hearing hanlon's razor tossed around. How about the inverse: I attribute malice if doing so makes the system better and explains your behavior. Even if you are just a fool, your actions impact others and have the same consequences of malice. I hold you to account like a criminal if you act like one.