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Re:Nvidia Is Preparing to Oust Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang by blitzar on Thursday November 12, 2026 @04:20AM (#50464881)
she was like, "if you give me allocation of gpus for delivery now rather than in 5 years then I'll sleep with you"

pretty much how it went down

Re:Nvidia Is Preparing to Oust Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang by bottlepalm on Thursday November 12, 2026 @03:19PM (#50473583)
That was an absurd example I gave, but yea some people will buy it.