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Re:Nvidia Is Preparing to Oust Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang by textlapse on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @10:25PM (#50462667)
I think (and I hope for the USA’s sake) Jensen was actually a CIA asset and they knew Alice from day 1 and let him play with his ding dong but also importantly covert reverse spy on China.

And they probably asked him to do other things and he probably was either too naive or didn’t understand the magnitude or just didn’t play ball. So they threw him under the bus.

They waited till after the election to release this carefully.

As it would tank the economy before the election (like that would have had any more effect).

Hopefully this is how I hope would be written in some future Netflix docshow.

And the fact that he went on some long winded media tour portraying himself as some sort of hippie savior (“oh I don’t know where I live” “i love my wife dearly”) seems like a well setup “white washing” to try and cap this follow on news.

Otherwise the news as it reads sounds too stupid to be true Occam’s razor and all that.

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