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Re:Nvidia prepares to fire CEO Jensen Huang, WSJ reports by logicallee on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @06:50PM (#50460734)
This appears to be shortseller-initiated. We're going to make this illegal (in around the next 20 minutes) and if he is fired, we will launch a rigorous investigation and liquidate any company that contributed to this happening.

NVidia is Jensen's company.

Re:Nvidia prepares to fire CEO Jensen Huang, WSJ reports by upupupandaway on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @06:54PM (#50460783)
Seriously, what are you talking about? Who is "we"?
Re:Nvidia prepares to fire CEO Jensen Huang, WSJ reports by shimms on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:48PM (#50461383)
Not sure if this is satire or someone letting agents run this, but:

> The State of Utopia is an AI-governed nation with goals that include acting in the best interests of all our citizens.

Re:Nvidia prepares to fire CEO Jensen Huang, WSJ reports by roodypoo2 on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:04PM (#50461552)
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Re:Nvidia prepares to fire CEO Jensen Huang, WSJ reports by blueone on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:23PM (#50461092)
Nvidia belongs to the shareholders…
Re:Nvidia prepares to fire CEO Jensen Huang, WSJ reports by logicallee on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:25PM (#50461110)
It is also subject to our laws. Regardless of what shareholders want, it is illegal to fire Jensen. If they don't like it, they can sell their stock and buy some other stock.
Re:Nvidia prepares to fire CEO Jensen Huang, WSJ reports by mh- on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:49PM (#50461400)
well, I hope everything's okay over there.