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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by wewewedxfgdf on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @05:51PM (#50460000)
If there are ants in your kitchen they might be coming in due to rain outside.

You can leave sugar water in strategic places and then follow the ant trail to track where they are coming in.

Probably there will be an entire trail of ants in the morning - not just two. You can then track the place where they are coming in and block up the entrance point.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by ImPostingOnHN on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:37PM (#50461881)
Once the entrance point is blocked, you have the ants trapped, and can begin reeducating them to fight their own kind. Then, after months of work, you unblock the entrances and let them all duke it out, thus solving the problem once and for all.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by wewewedxfgdf on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:38PM (#50461892)
Perfectly valid, but probably more work than I am willing to go to.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by finger on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:38PM (#50461893)
If it rains outside remember to take in your laundry, otherwise it will get wet.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by coderenegade on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @10:19PM (#50462631)
I like how the OP specified the "average" number of ants in the kitchen, as though the distinction is meaningful. Like, yeah, I guess that's technically not wrong? Actually, I'm not even sure of that, because an average here implies that time matters, so... it could be wrong!

As for the above, well, let's just call it art. How should I interpret it? The analogy is that ants are affair partners, and so if I put some sugar water out, they'll all come out of the woodwork. Is this some kind of journalistic or legal exercise for building a body of evidence against Jensen? A mating strategy? I don't know! It could be both of these, either, or none! The limits of my own imagination are laid bare.

On the actual topic, though, anyone who doesn't see why this is a problem needs to think a bit harder. If the CEO puts on the show of being a family man, but is secretly getting hands-on with coworkers and spies, he's a liability to the company. It would be a stretch to say this would be acceptable behaviour even if he were above board about it, because it calls his overall judgement into question, but it would be marginally better. Remember, this is a guy who runs a multi-trillion dollar company that has limits on what it can sell to whom, because the product is a strategic asset. He can cause hundreds of billions of dollars of damage (and did!) just through his own personal behaviour. He doesn't get to have lapses like this, and if he does, is he making bad judgement calls elsewhere? It's not like it's hard to not sleep with your coworkers and clients. Billions of us do it every day.

Of course, this could just be the jealous ramblings of someone who doesn't have a sweet leather jacket...