Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Executive

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by wewewedxfgdf on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @05:34PM (#50459744)

Gotta get me a sharp looking leather jacket - that must be what's getting him all this action.

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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by layer8 on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @05:35PM (#50459758)

You might need to also acquire his level of net worth.

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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by wewewedxfgdf on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @05:44PM (#50459899)

Nah - it's the style, the vibe of his presence.

People don't see the money, the global geopolitical issues at stake - they see the man - they see the jacket.

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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by dancing on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @05:45PM (#50459915)

The wealth will come, but only after you get the jacket first.

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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by wewewedxfgdf on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @05:48PM (#50459961)

Chicken and egg my friend - chicken and egg. What comes first?

This is one of the great mysteries in entrepreneurship.

I own 3 leather jackets and yet fortune has not come to me.

Perhaps the problem is I do not wear them every day - wearing a leather jacket every day - nay every minute takes focus and commitment that I simply cannot match Jensen on.

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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by hackingonempty on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @06:33PM (#50460518)

You gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the jacket. Then when you get the jacket, then you get the woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6gHS-eJNCQ

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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by jihadjihad on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:46PM (#50461361)

It’s the jacket that makes the man.

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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by WalterBright on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @10:58PM (#50462918)

How's that different from Jobs' "trademark" black turtleneck?

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