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Re:Crypto foundation demanded employees endorse suicide pledge by nostrademons on Monday November 09, 2026 @05:22PM (#50433121)
I was elected by the other jurors, and I have no idea why. Probably because I was willing to do it if nobody else wanted to, and nobody else wanted to.

(I was definitely not the oldest in the room - I think I was like the 2nd or 3rd youngest.)

Re:Crypto foundation demanded employees endorse suicide pledge by bombcar on Monday November 09, 2026 @09:50PM (#50435483)
I was elected to be the foreman because I went to the bathroom at the wrong (right?) time.