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Re:Crypto foundation demanded employees endorse suicide pledge by sspiff on Monday November 09, 2026 @11:19AM (#50427650)
I would probably sign if all of the following are true:

- The money is significantly better than my other options

- I believe the company not to be serious about the suicide clause

- I believe the suicide clause to be non-binding in any jurisdiction that applies to myself or the foundation

- I didn't believe the company / foundation would take my refusal to kill myself at a later time as a license to have me killed

The last one is a bit out there, but in the world of crypto, you can never be too sure.

Also, regardless of whether I would sign, I think it's in pretty poor taste and a bright amber flag (but not quite a red flag) if an employer thinks this is a funny or acceptable thing to put into a contract.

It's also in very poor taste and reeks of coercion to send out a manifesto or mandate like this on a Friday and expect people to sign or agree by Monday or lose their jobs. They likely wouldn't be able to have it reviewed by a lawyer over the weekend if they chose to do so.

Re:Crypto foundation demanded employees endorse suicide pledge by CodingJeebus on Monday November 09, 2026 @11:26AM (#50427760)
> Also, regardless of whether I would sign, I think it's in pretty poor taste and a bright amber flag (but not quite a red flag) if an employer thinks this is a funny or acceptable thing to put into a contract.

How is this in any way NOT a red flag? In what universe is this a neutral signal about the health of an organization that manages a significant amount of capital?

> It's also in very poor taste and reeks of coercion to send out a manifesto or mandate like this on a Friday and expect people to sign or agree by Monday or lose their jobs. They likely wouldn't be able to have it reviewed by a lawyer over the weekend if they chose to do so.

In sum total, "this sounds very very bad but not necessarily a red flag". Absurd.

Re:Crypto foundation demanded employees endorse suicide pledge by kirth_gersen on Monday November 09, 2026 @11:38AM (#50427959)
Yeah. Agreed. This is ALL red flags, all the way down. Might as well be cutesy anime red flags drawn onto an actual physical red flag. Suicide isn't funny and shame enforced ritual suicide for "failing" is even less hilarious, if that's possible. Reeks of sociopathy...
Re:Crypto foundation demanded employees endorse suicide pledge by nradov on Monday November 09, 2026 @01:18PM (#50429340)
Of course it's a red flag? People only ever work for cryptocurrency companies in the first place because they're scammers themselves and think they can get rich while leaving suckers holding the bag. The whole thing is a red flag from the beginning so I don't know why anyone would expect otherwise.
Re:Crypto foundation demanded employees endorse suicide pledge by nailer on Monday November 09, 2026 @02:55PM (#50430976)
That a wildly unhinged take, they could just work in payments or finance lol but yes it’s a red flag and with that much at stake an insane individual would “enforce” the contract.
Re:Crypto foundation demanded employees endorse suicide pledge by skeeter2020 on Monday November 09, 2026 @01:45PM (#50429730)
Unfortunately I have worked with smart, nice people who would take this contract literally, are overly invested in their jobs and would be likely to take me out - even preemptive to any order from the company - if I violated my "contract".
Re:Crypto foundation demanded employees endorse suicide pledge by Blahah on Monday November 09, 2026 @04:12PM (#50432229)
Playing fast and loose with the words "smart" and "nice" there.
Re:Crypto foundation demanded employees endorse suicide pledge by genxy on Monday November 09, 2026 @04:18PM (#50432316)
Getting taken out by an autistic hitman with a namshub installed by a cryptocurrency company IS on my 2027 bingo card.
Re:Crypto foundation demanded employees endorse suicide pledge by NoahZuniga on Monday November 09, 2026 @01:45PM (#50429735)
I dont understand why you have all these requirements. A suicide pledge in a contract is unenforceable (both socially and legally), so signing it or not doesn't really matter.
Re:Crypto foundation demanded employees endorse suicide pledge by toast0 on Monday November 09, 2026 @02:32PM (#50430571)
> A suicide pledge in a contract is unenforceable (both socially and legally), so signing it or not doesn't really matter.

If it doesn't matter, it shouldn't be in the contract. I don't tend to have a lot of drafting power in employment contracts, but pushing back on meaningless contract provisions is a lot easier than pushing back on substantive ones.

It's at least worth getting them on the record, in writing, as 'we absolutely insist on this (bullshit) contract provision being in here, it is required for your continued employment'.

Re:Crypto foundation demanded employees endorse suicide pledge by wat10000 on Monday November 09, 2026 @04:07PM (#50432150)
I would be extremely wary of tying a big part of my life to a company that insists on me signing an unenforceable contract.
Re:Crypto foundation demanded employees endorse suicide pledge by theptip on Monday November 09, 2026 @03:25PM (#50431484)
The one group of people that you should take literally in contracts are the Ethereum / smart contract folks. Code is law is the founding principle of Etherium!
Re:Crypto foundation demanded employees endorse suicide pledge by dfxm12 on Monday November 09, 2026 @03:33PM (#50431631)
If code is law, does that imply law is not law?
Re:Crypto foundation demanded employees endorse suicide pledge by antonvs on Tuesday November 10, 2026 @01:07AM (#50436673)
No, because it wasn’t claimed that only code is law.

You wouldn’t say “Dogs are mammals. Therefore mammals are not mammals.”