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Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by yubblegum on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:21PM (#50419323)
> They are going to study you for years.

Lol. Jensen Hueng's case was likely figured out in a smoke filled room somewhere in the bowels of some intelligence agency in China, agents passing around pictures of Jensen while puffing on cigarettes. One them tosses a picture on the table and just says 'he always wears that leather jacket'. The others nod, and one them sucks in the air while shaking the ashes into an ashtray, 'We have a few candidates in mind'.

Re:Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's letter to staff about affair by kraken_cult on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:43PM (#50419488)
And they took him down with a shanghai 4 with painted-on eyebrows..

dude should resign in shame.