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Re:Adding Window Functions to a Spreadsheet by seemaze on Wednesday November 04, 2026 @11:20AM (#50367816)
Imagine a world where we starting teaching SQL in primary school..
Re:Adding Window Functions to a Spreadsheet by librasteve on Wednesday November 04, 2026 @11:22AM (#50367846)
I imagine a world where LLM makes languages like SQL akin to middle English (ie a specialist skill taught to graduates and up)
Re:Adding Window Functions to a Spreadsheet by xeonmc on Wednesday November 04, 2026 @12:04PM (#50368475)
or better, a Tolkienian incantation
Re:Adding Window Functions to a Spreadsheet by pstuart on Wednesday November 04, 2026 @12:30PM (#50368780)
Ironically, they kind of tried with New Math. Not SQL specific but the foundations of what it represents. I caught the tail end of it but it's been so long I have no memories of what I was actually taught at the time.