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Re:No Vehicles in the Park by gambiting on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @05:40AM (#50350296)
It's the classic "no parking after midnight" sign, which obviously means you can never park there.
Re:No Vehicles in the Park by tsukikage on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @05:48AM (#50350351)
…this ALWAYS bothered me ever since I first saw Gremlins as a kid.

How early in the morning can I feed them? Dude never says!