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Re:No Vehicles in the Park by lifestyleguru on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @05:19AM (#50350142)
For Mediterranean people:

"Francesca drives her car into the park with hazards lights on"

Does this violate the rule?

Re:No Vehicles in the Park by po1nt on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @05:21AM (#50350154)
You have to respect the sanctity of park-anywhere button.
Re:No Vehicles in the Park by lifestyleguru on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @05:25AM (#50350187)
Honestly I'm observing a culture shift in the region. People don't use hazard lights that often anymore but instead they're loudly and expressively speaking with their phone. As in saying "I can do whatever I'm doing, because I'm too busy with an important conversation".
Re:No Vehicles in the Park by neutronicus on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @05:35AM (#50350258)
How else would you Uber Eats your picnic?
Re:No Vehicles in the Park by masklinn on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @05:28AM (#50350211)
The game specifically instructs to disregard justification, overrides, carve-outs, etc...

It only asks two questions, strictly: is it a vehicle, and is it in the park.

So yes, francesca's car being a vehicle and in the park is a violation.

Re:No Vehicles in the Park by z3dd on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @05:49AM (#50350362)
> It only asks two questions, strictly: is it a vehicle, and is it in the park.

no, it asks if the rule is violated in each situation

Re:No Vehicles in the Park by masklinn on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @06:33AM (#50350697)
And what, pray tell, is the rule about?
Re:No Vehicles in the Park by NitpickLawyer on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @05:57AM (#50350419)
> So yes, francesca's car being a vehicle and in the park is a violation.

I think you missed their joke :) the joke is that in europe (hence the Mediterranean) people often use "hazards on" as a justification for parking / stopping anywhere, especially where they aren't allowed to.

Re:No Vehicles in the Park by masklinn on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @06:32AM (#50350694)
I didn't miss the joke, the joke missed the point.