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Re:Jepsen: ParticleDB 1.1.4 by crote on Sunday November 01, 2026 @04:23AM (#50323894)
/dev/null is also an extremely fast KV store.

Sure, it still has some bugs resulting in occasional data loss, but it is pre-release so that's okay. Look at the speed, people!

Re:Jepsen: ParticleDB 1.1.4 by Rapzid on Sunday November 01, 2026 @05:11AM (#50324157)
You just need to raise 50m to crack that pesky "consistent read after write" nut!
Re:Jepsen: ParticleDB 1.1.4 by TomatoCo on Sunday November 01, 2026 @08:50PM (#50332115)
That reminds me of this classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs at 1m42s.