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Re:Woman faces six years in prison over Cash App account she... by EA-3167 on Thursday October 22, 2026 @06:37PM (#50202063)
But GP made it clear that the graffiti charge wasn't the target, it was intended to pressure the person involved into turning on a different criminal associate. Ignoring that reality in favor of focusing exclusively on the charge itself seems unhelpful to me.
Re:Woman faces six years in prison over Cash App account she... by crote on Thursday October 22, 2026 @06:47PM (#50202160)
"25 to life for jaywalking, but you'll walk free if you snitch" sounds like extortion to me.

If he's an accomplice, them charge him with that, and turn it into a classical prisoner's dilemma. Don't just make up bullshit charges, that's abuse of the justice system.

Re:Woman faces six years in prison over Cash App account she... by EA-3167 on Thursday October 22, 2026 @07:32PM (#50202555)
Except they're not trumping up penalties, it's just "Pay the fine for Jaywalking or snitch."

In this case the person did a little more than Jaywalking so they're on the hook for more. It's also possible to have information on a criminal act or conspiracy without being an accomplice.

I appreciate the extremely... principled morality of some here, but the law isn't an ethical framework, it's a practical one informed by ethical principles. It's also not a computer program, people are involved who make decisions based on a number of factors ranging from professional and selfless, to careerist and selfish. That's life.

A really easy way to avoid all of this is to stay out of the system, it's not as though he's in for stealing a loaf of bread to feed his starving child.

Re:Woman faces six years in prison over Cash App account she... by adgjlsfhk1 on Thursday October 22, 2026 @07:27PM (#50202511)
Extortion for testimony doesn't tend to produce reliable testimony.
Re:Woman faces six years in prison over Cash App account she... by EA-3167 on Thursday October 22, 2026 @07:33PM (#50202569)
Perjuring yourself into a felony to avoid a $500 fine on a misdemeanor sure would be a choice, I'm not convinced it's one frequently made.
Re:Woman faces six years in prison over Cash App account she... by adgjlsfhk1 on Friday October 23, 2026 @01:34AM (#50204850)
It's not (convictable) perjury if it's what the government tells you to say.
Re:Woman faces six years in prison over Cash App account she... by EA-3167 on Friday October 23, 2026 @03:26AM (#50205545)
That’s not how this works, maybe you should learn more about how plea deals and testimony work in practice.
Re:Woman faces six years in prison over Cash App account she... by jrflowers on Friday October 23, 2026 @05:33AM (#50206442)
“Protections against compelled speech are for numbskulls” I write, sweat dripping from my brow “Extortion is good you idiot, read a book” and the crowd goes wild. Michelangelo wipes the tears from his eyes and begins chiseling my face onto Mount Genius