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Re:'Jonathan' Is the Oldest Land Animal on Earth by lifestyleguru on Thursday October 08, 2026 @05:54AM (#50003850)
> can pull a Musk, but that's not the point, the point is to reverse balding

How much such hairline can cost, $10?

Re:'Jonathan' Is the Oldest Land Animal on Earth by pelagicAustral on Thursday October 08, 2026 @06:16AM (#50004017)
nah, but I mean, the guy went trough the same instant pipeline as Steven Seagal where he was definitely all thin in Above the Law and a film later his hairline had won the battle. Come on!