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Re:Amazon seeks to offload $8B of Nvidia chips to investors by smallmancontrov on Friday October 02, 2026 @11:25AM (#49934579)
We could have Selena Gomez explain to us how the rules that were put in place to stop the degenerate big-bank side-bets last time (ESLR) were repealed right before the next time (April 2026). She's only 34, so she'll probably be around for the next few cycles of this, too.
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Re:Amazon seeks to offload $8B of Nvidia chips to investors by cayleyh on Friday October 02, 2026 @11:38AM (#49934723)
*staring blankly, mumbling "leave Selena alone" over and over and over again as I walk out into the ocean*
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Re:Amazon seeks to offload $8B of Nvidia chips to investors by AndrewDucker on Friday October 02, 2026 @11:50AM (#49934893)
It's a reference to The Big Short, where Selena Gomez guested to explain Credit Default Swaps.

(If you haven't seen it, you might think I'm joking. I'm not, and it's an amazing film.)

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