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Re:ESP32S3 cluster running 1.58-bit (BitNet) Language model by tdhz77 on Monday September 28, 2026 @10:30PM (#49887364)
Soon ai in every lightbulb running Kubernetes
Re:ESP32S3 cluster running 1.58-bit (BitNet) Language model by tombert on Tuesday September 29, 2026 @12:29AM (#49888292)
You know, I've always liked Futurama but I always kind of thought it was silly that literally everything has an AI and a personality.

But, you know, I actually think that there might be a logic to it. Economies of scale might mean that almost-literally every computer you buy in the year 3000 has some kind of AI-assistance chip in there, and sure maybe it will have full AI with a personality spitting out one-liners.

Re:ESP32S3 cluster running 1.58-bit (BitNet) Language model by abroadwin on Tuesday September 29, 2026 @01:17AM (#49888583)
Kind of like how disposable vape pens often have a 24 MHz Cortex-M0+ with 3 kB SRAM and 24 kB flash, which would have seemed ludicrous a while back.
Re:ESP32S3 cluster running 1.58-bit (BitNet) Language model by KeplerBoy on Tuesday September 29, 2026 @02:08AM (#49888878)
Change the year 3000 to the 2030s and it might be just as accurate.
Re:ESP32S3 cluster running 1.58-bit (BitNet) Language model by oneZergArmy on Tuesday September 29, 2026 @02:07AM (#49888872)
Praise the Omnissiah.
Re:ESP32S3 cluster running 1.58-bit (BitNet) Language model by Tade0 on Tuesday September 29, 2026 @02:55AM (#49889224)
With the proliferation of Abominable Intelligence? Quite the contrary!
Re:ESP32S3 cluster running 1.58-bit (BitNet) Language model by _joel on Tuesday September 29, 2026 @07:23AM (#49891377)
How many rollingupdate pods does it take to change a lightbulb?
Re:ESP32S3 cluster running 1.58-bit (BitNet) Language model by jagged-chisel on Tuesday September 29, 2026 @08:14AM (#49891883)
Eventually.