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Re:Apple's Siri Recap Will Remember Your Conversations for You by k310 on Thursday September 10, 2026 @12:13PM (#49646174)
Only the user can access it?

https://xkcd.com/538/

In case you forgot:

HIS LAPTOP'S ENCRYPTED. LET'S BUILD A MILLION-DOLLAR CLUSTER TO CRACK IT.

NO GOOD! IT'S 4096-BIT RSA!

BLAST! OUR EVIL PLAN 1S FOILED!

WHAT WOULD - ACTUALLY HAPPEN:

HIS LAPTOP'S ENCRYPTED. DRUG HIM AND HIT HIM WITH THIS $5 WRENCH UNTIL HE TELLS US THE PASSWORD.

GOT IT.

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