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Re:Mea Culpa – Dark Hours by jasonjayr on Sunday August 09, 2026 @11:07AM (#49232095)
"The dog ate my homework"

Just blame the next thing down the chain that can't defend itself, so you don't have to take responsibility.

Re:Mea Culpa – Dark Hours by detourdog on Sunday August 09, 2026 @01:28PM (#49233464)
Crazy but my dog once ate half my homework.
Re:Mea Culpa – Dark Hours by 361994752 on Sunday August 09, 2026 @05:21PM (#49236039)
Did you submit the other half? Which definitely would prove "dog ate my homework"
Re:Mea Culpa – Dark Hours by TeMPOraL on Sunday August 09, 2026 @05:33PM (#49236207)
"If you put even half as much effort into homework, as you put into faking dog bite marks, ..."
Re:Mea Culpa – Dark Hours by macintux on Sunday August 09, 2026 @10:55PM (#49238716)
My mother was a teacher, and she once had to go to school and tell her students our dog ate their homework.