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Re:I Did Not Kill Stanley Lieber: How to Draw (With 9front) by DOGMATICA on Sunday July 12, 2026 @03:35AM (#48879161)
the joke is that plan 9’s not UNIX, and thus does not run Jurassic Park. the absurdity arises from the fact that using such a capable operating system for dinosaur husbandry (im told this is what jurassic park is about) would be, frankly, philistine in nature.
Re:I Did Not Kill Stanley Lieber: How to Draw (With 9front) by ButlerianJihad on Sunday July 12, 2026 @08:51AM (#48880788)
So, falsehoods are jokes now? Hey guess what? I wrote xscreensaver! Haha, funny joke, right, philistine? Hilarious!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philistinism

Re:I Did Not Kill Stanley Lieber: How to Draw (With 9front) by q3k on Sunday July 12, 2026 @10:29AM (#48881476)
> So, falsehoods are jokes now?

Yes. It says so in the AT&T SysV R4 User's Manual.

Re:I Did Not Kill Stanley Lieber: How to Draw (With 9front) by ori_b on Sunday July 12, 2026 @07:46PM (#48886079)
So, which chicken, exactly, crossed the road? Which road? When? What evidence do you have?