Show HN: Fortress – a stealth Chromium so your agents stop getting blocked

Re:Show HN: Fortress – a stealth Chromium so your agents sto... by ButlerianJihad on Tuesday July 07, 2026 @09:39PM (#48826431)

Since my grade-school mascot/team was "The Trojans" and my adopted hometown is firmly rooted in pre-Christian Greek culture and mythology, I am currently studying the Trojan War, and I may observe that "Trojan" is an extremely perspicacious brand-name for condoms, more than the average guy would expect.

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Re:Show HN: Fortress – a stealth Chromium so your agents sto... by kfhfardin on Tuesday July 07, 2026 @10:46PM (#48826894)

Trojan Condoms: We will “trick” the defenses 100% of the time. Wait wrong take.

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Re:Show HN: Fortress – a stealth Chromium so your agents sto... by abtonmoy on Tuesday July 07, 2026 @10:21PM (#48826729)

which is exactly the problem, a condom is famous for stopping things getting through and we do the literal opposite.

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Re:Show HN: Fortress – a stealth Chromium so your agents sto... by ButlerianJihad on Wednesday July 08, 2026 @01:45AM (#48827996)

Actually condoms are famous for being quite unreliable and failing.

People using them are often uninformed and inept, using them incorrectly and hastily.

This is exactly why they are distributed with gusto by certain services that profit from “surprise pregnancy”.

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Re:Show HN: Fortress – a stealth Chromium so your agents sto... by newaccountman2 on Wednesday July 08, 2026 @09:05AM (#48831440)

lolwtf, not expected a conspiracy I expected to see someone touting

Doesn't even make sense; clearly they have a non-zero preventative effect, so there would be no benefit from such a service[0] handing out condoms. It would be worse for them than doing nothing.

[0] I doubt a for-profit company just raking in dough from abortions exists, sounds like some dumbass Fox News bullshit, but admittedly, it is luckily not a space with which I am familiar lol

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