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Re:Great HN parody by DanielBMarkham on Thursday December 06, 2012 @06:03AM (#4881293)
It's missing the "Why I'm leaving HN (This time for good)"

and "A front page HN story about how being on the front page of HN changed my business"

and "A rambling article about how voting is broken on HN"

and "How I lived out of a shoebox and traveled the world on a bicycle while creating my startup"

Anybody interested in more, I refer you to my javascript parody of two years ago, "Roll Your Own Linkbait Tech Headline": http://www.whattofix.com/blog/archives/2011/01/roll-your-own...

Re:Great HN parody by anthonyb on Thursday December 06, 2012 @07:02AM (#4881416)

  30. A Legitimately Interesting Technical Blog Post
Should probably be marked 'unflag', too...
Re:Great HN parody by JonnieCache on Thursday December 06, 2012 @09:03AM (#4881726)
Don't forget "10% of a UNIX manpage typed out in hipster compatible phraseology and intimated like it's forbidden knowledge."
Re:Great HN parody by batgaijin on Thursday December 06, 2012 @02:58PM (#4883511)
more like 'hipster' knowledge.

they have fixed gear bikes, we have custom compiled FreeBSD kernels because we don't know what we are doing.

Re:Great HN parody by JonnieCache on Thursday December 06, 2012 @04:40PM (#4883957)
Re:Great HN parody by paulgb on Thursday December 06, 2012 @09:09AM (#4881747)
"Show HN: Bluestrap, a Twitter Bootstrap theme with more blue"
Re:Great HN parody by bluekite2000 on Thursday December 06, 2012 @10:18AM (#4882022)
You are missing the "How I lived out of a shoebox and traveled the world on a bicycle while creating my startup that teaches people how to live out of a shoebox and traveled the world on a bicycle while..."
Re:Great HN parody by biot on Thursday December 06, 2012 @07:41AM (#4881512)
It also needs "Apologist piece on why copyright infringement is good (torrentfreak.com)" with "94 polarized comments".
Re:Great HN parody by bpatrianakos on Thursday December 06, 2012 @09:02AM (#4881722)
Polarized comments? Usually it's all the apologists and me in there. I didn't know there was anyone else who wasn't an apologist for copyright infringement. Nice to meet you
Re:Great HN parody by startupfounder on Thursday December 06, 2012 @08:24AM (#4881606)
It also needs clever comments that tell the article what it is missing.
Re:Great HN parody by pron on Thursday December 06, 2012 @01:01PM (#4882842)
"A long personal essay with a moving anecdote on why surviving cancer is more important than building a startup"

"Why you should always validate your first $100M in sales with a mockup, before writing a single line of code"

"How we can implement Ayn Rand's ideas on success to solve world hunger with crowdsourced electronics"

"What is success, anyway?"

Re:Great HN parody by duiker101 on Thursday December 06, 2012 @07:35AM (#4881498)
"HN is great but the design is terrible! So here is my innovative version(filled with just eye candies)"

"How I learn to program in 30 minutes and bootstrapped my first startup"

"Show HN: My new social network that will change the world", from the author of the previous article

Re:Great HN parody by Andrex on Thursday December 06, 2012 @12:10PM (#4882559)
Later that day: "That social network from earlier today has a gaping security hole (uses default Rails scaffolding)"
Re:Great HN parody by bleakgadfly on Thursday December 06, 2012 @07:23AM (#4881472)
Also: "I made something awesome in a functional language"
Re:Great HN parody by smoyer on Thursday December 06, 2012 @07:48AM (#4881529)
Do you honestly need a shoebox and a bicycle?
Re:Great HN parody by DanielBMarkham on Thursday December 06, 2012 @08:28AM (#4881613)
"How I finally ditched my shoebox and found the successful startup I always wanted"
Re:Great HN parody by chris123 on Friday December 07, 2012 @12:41PM (#4888073)
And then the post mortem / lessons learned and how next time I'll use Lean Startup (shit, do I need to pay Eric Rice a licensing fee for mentioning the generic term that existed since he was in diapers, but trademarked somehow?).
Re:Great HN parody by notdan on Thursday December 06, 2012 @10:51AM (#4882191)
I'm surprised nobody has included this:

Unknown or expired link. http://news.ycombinator.com/x?fnid=ZVizUZJ5Ar

Re:Great HN parody by holznot on Thursday December 06, 2012 @11:12AM (#4882281)
"How I managed to get VIM to work just like Eclipse. With dotfiles."
Re:Great HN parody by pja on Thursday December 06, 2012 @07:10AM (#4881442)
Every online community needs a good flounce every now and again. Extra points for the 'I just wanted to see if you all loved me really' reverse flounce shortly afterwards!
Re:Great HN parody by diminish on Thursday December 06, 2012 @09:57AM (#4881943)
"What I learned from Steve Jobs?"

"How iPad kills PCs"

"My iCruft and Me"

Re:Great HN parody by RaSoJo on Thursday December 06, 2012 @07:34AM (#4881491)
And it's missing a post pointing out things missing on another post about things missing out on another post about...umm...uhhh
Re:Great HN parody by vitorarins on Thursday December 06, 2012 @07:55AM (#4881550)
It's also missing "Summer LL(2013)"
Re:Great HN parody by IheartApplesDix on Thursday December 06, 2012 @04:41PM (#4883961)
"Apple makes the only developer laptop"