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Re:How Russian President Vladimir Putin plans to live forever by abc42 on Saturday June 20, 2026 @02:23AM (#48606842)
There's just no way he can be allowed to live forever unless it's in Hague prison. Absolutely not. He's the single source of 90% of the shit we see in the world right now.
Re:How Russian President Vladimir Putin plans to live forever by torunar on Saturday June 20, 2026 @04:38AM (#48607464)
> a hot mic caught Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping gabbing — through a translator — about how organ replacement may soon allow people to live to 150 or older

”In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill Yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!” (The Office, season 6)

Re:How Russian President Vladimir Putin plans to live forever by beardyw on Saturday June 20, 2026 @06:32AM (#48608110)
It's interesting how the rich and powerful so fear death. I suppose it is to do with who will take over the wealth and power they have accumulated. It is a millstone they can't let go of.
Re:How Russian President Vladimir Putin plans to live forever by drysine on Saturday June 20, 2026 @07:17AM (#48608383)
God Emperor will rule Earth for 3500 years!