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Re:Firewood Splitting Simulator by smackeyacky on Sunday June 14, 2026 @08:33PM (#48534919)
It’s wood. You put it in your fireplace and set fire to it for heat
Re:Firewood Splitting Simulator by bregma on Monday June 15, 2026 @06:58AM (#48539476)
Ah, sweet summer child.

When the days you have to break the ice on the dog's water bowl in the morning come, you will quickly learn what kinds of wood there are and what you want to burn for heat.

For example, if you choose a lot of paper birch (it splits easily, lights easily, and smells nice while burning) you will quickly get to know all the local firefighters after all your chimney fires.