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Re:Firewood Splitting Simulator by neilv on Sunday June 14, 2026 @03:27PM (#48531612)
For players who are new to the game, there should be a 1/4 chance you go to bed proud of an honest day's work with your hands, and wake up the next morning having strained a muscle you didn't even know you had, and you can't chop wood for the next couple weeks.
Re:Firewood Splitting Simulator by XorNot on Monday June 15, 2026 @10:06AM (#48541492)
As someone who recently did some hand splitting of firewood I can directly relate to this.
Re:Firewood Splitting Simulator by channel_t on Monday June 15, 2026 @12:53PM (#48543993)
Yes, and possibly a constellation of little cuts and bruises on your shins.