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Re:Can I Buy Your KV Cache? by TZubiri on Friday June 12, 2026 @06:47PM (#48510272)
Absolute slop paper. Replace document with text and you'll get it.

"People are asking the same questions and an answer is generated every time, what if we could like cache the questions and their answers..."

Sounds like someone was using chatgpt to understand how chatgpt works and then asked it to generate a paper based on his proposal to improve it.

Re:Can I Buy Your KV Cache? by amelius on Friday June 12, 2026 @07:11PM (#48510461)
At least it wasn't a patent.