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Re:India's surprise baby bust is a warning to the world by scoofy on Friday June 05, 2026 @08:00PM (#48419946)
Income is not wealth. The crisis is caused by the inability for the median income here to build wealth. That people can’t separate the two is a large part of the problem.

As long as your saving is being eaten by asset inflation, no matter how fast you’re running, you’re still on a treadmill.

Re:India's surprise baby bust is a warning to the world by echelon on Friday June 05, 2026 @08:10PM (#48420003)
The economic argument is oversold. Money does not matter. Poor people have kids more than any other demographic.

Smartphones are why we don't have kids.

Unlimited dopamine is why we don't have kids.

The internet is why we don't have kids.

Women like having fun and independence and don't want to be stay at home nannies.

Modern life is TOO FUN.

Fun is why there are no more babies.

Babies are not fun.

Babies are what you do in the 1950's when you're bored out of your mind with nothing to do.

Babies are what you do when you have to wait until next week for your Reader's Digest.

Babies are the anti-dopamine.

For the first time in history, we're not bored out of our fucking minds 24/7. Our brains are fully occupied.

There isn't space for babies now that we have the internet.

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Thought experiment: if you had five million dollars extra right now, would you have a kid tonight?

The answer is probably "fuck no".

And you know why.

Look at the countries still having kids - they're mostly places where women don't have equal rights and smartphone / internet penetration is low.

Re:India's surprise baby bust is a warning to the world by scoofy on Friday June 05, 2026 @08:28PM (#48420118)
This is an unfalsifiable pet theory. It is hardly worth discussing.
Re:India's surprise baby bust is a warning to the world by echelon on Friday June 05, 2026 @10:27PM (#48420821)
Don't be so dismissive.

Just because you don't like the hypothesis doesn't mean it doesn't have merit.

https://doi.org/10.2139/ssrn.6749621

https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.14758

https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=6257058

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00148-016-0605-0

https://arxiv.org/abs/1810.04575

The dopamine and devices hypothesis has been picking up steam.

It is entirely possible that our modern pleasure technology has short circuited our evolutionary drive to have children.

We have too many easy ways to not be bored. That throws a wrench into the biological algorithm.

We've been poor and resource constrained throughout history, yet we've always managed to have children. What is the one thing that has changed?

Smartphones and internet and YouTube and online gaming and porn and social media.

That's why the babies have disappeared.

Fun killed babies.

Re:India's surprise baby bust is a warning to the world by thelastgallon on Saturday June 06, 2026 @12:38AM (#48421439)
Babies are also free labor. They are just like the AI agents of today, parents had their children do a variety of things around the farm, instead of paying for tokens, they had to feed them, thats all.
Re:India's surprise baby bust is a warning to the world by Izikiel43 on Saturday June 06, 2026 @01:49AM (#48421798)
> Thought experiment: if you had five million dollars extra right now, would you have a kid tonight?

Yes, next question

Re:India's surprise baby bust is a warning to the world by abc123abc123 on Saturday June 06, 2026 @12:31PM (#48426548)
No, next question.
Re:India's surprise baby bust is a warning to the world by Drupon on Saturday June 06, 2026 @02:21AM (#48421956)
>Thought experiment: if you had five million dollars extra right now, would you have a kid tonight?

Unquestionably. I'm sorry you got no hos

>Babies are not fun.

I'm also sorry you're an unsouled bugman living in the worst major city in the US. Sucks to suck dawg, but you are the biggest example of a swagless inhuman techslug every normie thinks a guy with a laptop is. I would say I hope you find a woman who can make you attach to a child and want to raise it but honestly I hope you die of a heart attack jerking your tiny pud to anime porn you dumb piece of shit.

Re:India's surprise baby bust is a warning to the world by kubb on Saturday June 06, 2026 @04:49AM (#48422825)
Harsh words but there’s truth in them.
Re:India's surprise baby bust is a warning to the world by echelon on Sunday June 07, 2026 @12:05PM (#48436138)
Don't shoot the messenger. The whole of society is opting for this. I'm not telling people how to live their lives.