> The “two or more in that hour” filter on the inner query is doing important work.

This is Claude talking isn’t it.

> Three filters. That’s it.

And my favourite most hated pattern, the no no no:

> Not machine learning, not graph databases, not whatever Gartner is hyping this year.

Oh shyte, I use (and have used) these for a long time. Guess everything is classes as AI nowadays just yield and use it (everyone thinks you do anyway)

Not everything of course, not because of a few phrases, not your comment. But the recent omnipresence of these is just hard to ignore.

This comment certainly does not scan as AI! Look, this isn't perfect, but it's the best we've got, and so long as AI writing is meaningfully worse than human writing, people are going to try to tell the difference.

Nah, human writing will bleed through as imperfect (in a quaint way).

I suspect the entire concept was vibe coded. There's a reason fraud detection uses machine learning.