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Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by weird-eye-issue on Friday May 08, 2026 @01:48AM (#48059071)
Most graduates aren't really qualified to work anywhere that they couldn't have worked before going to college in the first place.
Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by smcin on Friday May 08, 2026 @03:24AM (#48059811)
You mean graduates of US colleges? Not colleges in general. Or non-technical graduates of US colleges?
Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by J-Kuhn on Friday May 08, 2026 @06:05AM (#48060991)
I think they point weird-eye-issue wants to make is: Students attend college to become qualified to work.
Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by weird-eye-issue on Friday May 08, 2026 @06:09AM (#48061030)
I think you completely misread my comment.
Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by smcin on Friday May 08, 2026 @06:18AM (#48061095)
I understood your comment perfectly fine. I'm asking which graduates of which colleges you were referring to. It looked like you were generalizing about US HS and colleges. If so, plenty of other countries' HS and college education systems work better, so your comment doesn't extend.
Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by froggit on Friday May 08, 2026 @07:38AM (#48061683)
> I understood your comment perfectly fine. I'm asking which graduates of which colleges you were referring to.

They are referring to MOST graduates of MOST colleges. This is a deliberate overgeneralization about the nature of post-secondary education meant to highlight how it's frequently viewed solely in terms of completion rather than with regards to any skills or knowledge gained from it.

Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by weird-eye-issue on Friday May 08, 2026 @07:20AM (#48061550)
I didn't even reply to you.
Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by smcin on Friday May 08, 2026 @08:17AM (#48062011)
I'm not confused.

Your comment stated that college doesn't add much to a person's employability. (If you had wanted to be less obfuscatory, you could simply have said "a [HS] education is already adequate qualification for many jobs; college doesn't add much").

That was your claim. (I don't think your claim is correct of many OECD countries' colleges, but it was the claim you made.)

You then replied to J-Kuhn to say that they had misunderstood your comment by (mis)paraphrasing it as "Students attend college to become qualified to work."

Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by weird-eye-issue on Friday May 08, 2026 @08:33AM (#48062148)
It's a little weird how I ignored your comment and replied to somebody else and then you felt the need to reply to me again and again
Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by smcin on Monday May 11, 2026 @07:52AM (#48093823)
Not really. The comment of yours that started the lack of clarity is this double-negative, and 0/2 of us who responded to you here found it useful:

> Most graduates aren't really qualified to work anywhere that they couldn't have worked before going to college in the first place.

The double-negative could be read both ways: "Most HS grads aren't really qualified to work anywhere and college doesn't add much" or "a [HS] education is already adequate qualification for many jobs; college doesn't add much". So we apply Occam's razor and since the [U-5] unemployment rate for [US] HS grads is << 50%, conclude you meant the former. But the comment was still needlessly obfuscation. Even if we assume which country and education system you were talking about.

Conversely, it's a little weird how I ignored your lack of clarity and didn't point it out so starkly, then you reduce the interaction to this ping-pong. I don't intend to overflow the stack on this.

Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by weird-eye-issue on Thursday May 14, 2026 @07:35AM (#48133982)
Do you realize how insufferable you are?

I know that I used a double negative, I meant to do that. Not everything is meant to be written and read the exact same way. That was the particular style of sentence I chose so you can just deal with that and you don't need to keep pointing it out.

Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by smcin on Monday May 18, 2026 @03:22AM (#48176439)
Stop being abusive. Your original double-negative comment lacks clarity, it can be read in two completely opposite senses. It would better for you simply to have clarified it (and next time be clearer in the first place). People here brought that to your attention but all you do is attack them. That's on you not us. If your stylistic choices make your writing incomprehensible, then don't use them. That's all.

Put it like this: it was an interesting discussion before that, and looks like people expected you would simply clarify your meaning (like most of us do when we're being unclear), so the discussion could proceed. Not go on all-out attack.

Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by lokar on Friday May 08, 2026 @09:14AM (#48062640)
I used LaTeX as a ugrad, it’s not that hard
Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by skeeter2020 on Friday May 08, 2026 @09:40AM (#48062999)
you're at the other end of the spectrum; unless you get work in academia this is not an advantange.
Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by lokar on Friday May 08, 2026 @09:45AM (#48063068)
I use it to filter recruiters, if they can’t accept (a well typeset) PDF résumé, and insist on Word I know to skip them.
Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by trollbridge on Friday May 08, 2026 @10:56AM (#48064139)
They only ask for Word because they plan to edit it to remove your contact info. Or worse.
Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by recursive on Friday May 08, 2026 @12:26PM (#48065317)
So are you getting a lot of offers this way? Anyway, I admire your dogma.
Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by lokar on Friday May 08, 2026 @03:32PM (#48067652)
Well, I’m retired now. I only had 4 jobs after finishing my BS.
Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by recursive on Friday May 08, 2026 @09:30AM (#48062869)
Congratulations on your competence.
Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by sillywabbit on Friday May 08, 2026 @10:12AM (#48063489)
It's not even standard in academia.
Re:Canvas (Instructure) LMS Down in Ongoing Ransomware Attack by poopmonster on Saturday May 09, 2026 @01:08AM (#48071995)
Depends on the discipline. I never hear of mathematicians using anything else.