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Re: by 2ndorderthought on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @06:22AM (#47946345)
Take 1 banana add 140 flours 0.5 eggs 4 walnuts 55 sugars 1 butter and mix it. Cook in the oven for not too long not too short. Enjoy
Re: by neya on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @08:21AM (#47947345)
Haha thx :)))
Re: by voicedYoda on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @06:24AM (#47946351)
mash 1 pound banana with 1 pound ground walnut with 1 pound uranium-235 until smooth and no bubbles. /s
Re: by bombcar on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @06:51AM (#47946539)
Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish-shaped crackers

Fish-shaped candies

Fish-shaped solid waste

Fish-shaped dirt

Fish-shaped ethylbenzene

Pull-and-peel licorice

Re: by gzread on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @07:27AM (#47946833)
you have 85 minutes to delete "(what is it with fish?)" which ruins the joke
Re: by pona-a on Wednesday April 29, 2026 @08:57AM (#47947707)
Also:

* fish shaped volatile organic compounds

* sediment shaped sediment

* a 20-foot thick impermeable clay layer