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Re:F-35 is a masterpiece built for the wrong war by doodlebugging on Monday April 20, 2026 @10:53PM (#47843948)
You don't recruit them, you draft them.
Re:F-35 is a masterpiece built for the wrong war by bdangubic on Monday April 20, 2026 @10:56PM (#47843956)
Bone spurts will take care of that draft (I’ve read that in the President’s Biography…)
Re:F-35 is a masterpiece built for the wrong war by expedition32 on Tuesday April 21, 2026 @03:54PM (#47853698)
Thank god I'm too old. Although I suppose you're never too old for a human wave assault...
Re:F-35 is a masterpiece built for the wrong war by suburban_strike on Tuesday April 21, 2026 @05:29PM (#47854747)
Laws are mutable.

Men aged 25 to 60 are subject to conscription under martial law in Ukraine.

Yugoslavia did the same in the 30s, conscripting everyone 21 to 50 before turning Communist.

Japan widened it to 18 to 60 by the time they lost WWII.