Re:Filing the Corners Off MacBooks
by ryandrake on Friday April 10, 2026 @07:08PM
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Alan Dye here. I'm coming back to Apple, and the next versions of the operating systems will not even have visible controls or icons. You just have to click on the beautiful, clear windows and hope you're interacting with the right UI elements.
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Re:Filing the Corners Off MacBooks
by schmeichel on Friday April 10, 2026 @07:14PM
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Steve Ballmer here, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!
DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS.
DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS.
WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!
also, where is the new version of Visual Basic, Ballmer? Your sweaty chants can only distract me for so long…. Wait….. ITS BEEN TWENTY YEARS!?!?
Cave Johnson here. I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing. Best-case scenario, you might get some superpowers.
Re:Filing the Corners Off MacBooks
by matthewmc3 on Friday April 10, 2026 @08:29PM
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Scott Forstall here. I’ll resign before I apologize for the choices we make at Apple. All our research shows you’re gonna love it, and if you say you don’t it’s because you’re wrong, not me.