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Re:We've raised $17M to build what comes after Git by abc123abc123 on Friday April 10, 2026 @05:04AM (#47715412)
And AI... always add AI!
Re:We've raised $17M to build what comes after Git by mcdeltat on Friday April 10, 2026 @05:36AM (#47715607)
Upon every commit, AI will review your code to check if it's worth committing or not (after all, disk space is expensive these days!). If the AI finds the code is not up to scratch, it will be reverted and you'll be given a chance to try again.

Then, we will develop (read: sell) AI agents that will ingest a proposed code change (created by your front-line agent), and iteratively refactor it until the commit agent accepts it.

Re:We've raised $17M to build what comes after Git by EliRivers on Friday April 10, 2026 @06:26AM (#47715970)
If the AI finds the code is not up to scratch, it will be reverted and you'll be given a chance to try again.

That's the Platinum Premier tier. If you're on the regular tier, paying the minimum, the AI will silently fix all that right up for you.

Re:We've raised $17M to build what comes after Git by baobun on Friday April 10, 2026 @06:30AM (#47715996)
Should have known better than asking the monkey paw for more decentralized compute.
Re:We've raised $17M to build what comes after Git by jordand on Friday April 10, 2026 @05:52AM (#47715729)
And regular subscription price increases. They never forget those!