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Re:Are We Idiocracy Yet? by bko on Tuesday April 07, 2026 @08:53AM (#47674563)
First and foremost you should attempt to be funny or original. This is neither. It's political.

I would love headlines like:

> Illegal Immigrant Finally Caught After 20 Years of Successfully Contributing to Society

but instead you get non joke headlines like:

> ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil

It's just cringe.

Re:Are We Idiocracy Yet? by malfist on Tuesday April 07, 2026 @09:04AM (#47674705)
> First and foremost you should attempt to be funny or original.

Who are you to declare what satire and and cannot criticize?

Re:Are We Idiocracy Yet? by youarecringe on Tuesday April 07, 2026 @09:00AM (#47674647)
First and foremost you should endeavor to be a human, and The Onion does not owe you a thing. It's not a joke anymore, its a class ware and genocide that they are reporting on with headlines that make you cringe.
Re:Are We Idiocracy Yet? by akramachamarei on Tuesday April 07, 2026 @03:50PM (#47680486)
This is a repulsive, fallacious, and unproductive comment. Hackernews is not the place for emotional venting.