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Re:Are We Idiocracy Yet? by Goronmon on Tuesday April 07, 2026 @08:46AM (#47674461)
You can have a message and point of view, but don't put activism over comedy.

The "joke" in this case is people's reactions to school shootings. And people's reactions haven't changed, so I don't see why the article should change.

It's just so exhausting.

This has some real "The worst thing about school shootings is knowing that The Onion is going to repost that article I personally am tired of seeing" energy to it.

Re:Are We Idiocracy Yet? by bko on Tuesday April 07, 2026 @08:56AM (#47674601)
It's not a joke if you repeat it 100 times.

That article has some real "The best thing about school shootings is we get to have literally every article on our website be this clever headline we wrote 10 years" energy to it.

Re:Are We Idiocracy Yet? by throw0101d on Tuesday April 07, 2026 @09:06AM (#47674748)
> It's not a joke if you repeat it 100 times.

The fact that it's been repeated so often kind of makes it a tragedy at this point.

Re:Are We Idiocracy Yet? by latexr on Tuesday April 07, 2026 @09:07AM (#47674762)
> It's not a joke if you repeat it 100 times.

A joke does not stop being a joke because of how often it’s repeated. You may no longer find it funny, but it’s still a joke. More importantly, it’s still satire, and The Onion is a satirical news website.

> That article has some real "The best thing about school shootings is we get to have literally every article on our website be this clever headline we wrote 10 years" energy to it.

If that’s what you take from it, you have completely missed the point. The headline works because it’s social commentary, being funny is secondary. The fact they keep reposting it over and over is itself part of the criticism, it shows disapproval for an easy resolvable situation and removes teeth from the arguments of those opposed to it.

Re:Are We Idiocracy Yet? by JKCalhoun on Tuesday April 07, 2026 @09:03AM (#47674686)
Yeah, pretty sure it's not expected to be funny. If at all, it has entered absurdist territory.
Re:Are We Idiocracy Yet? by croon on Tuesday April 07, 2026 @10:55AM (#47676406)
The joke is specifically that they can repost it without changing it each and every time.

It's not the joke's fault.

Re:Are We Idiocracy Yet? by cwillu on Tuesday April 07, 2026 @10:01AM (#47675544)
The joke will continue until the populace finally gets it.